ok im posting it
even if the popularity of shimeji has gone way down since i last checked, i still wanted to remake my old reuniclus shimeji
- basically: shimejis are a desktop buddy that crawl, run, climb and multiply all on your screen. they don’t do much else besides being a nuisance if there’s too many of them, and entertaining if there’s only a few.
- the little dude’s outlines may bleed some color and make it look bad on dark backgrounds, and unfortunately i can’t fix it. sorry about that. it doesn’t hurt the cuteness factor at least. (its splitting in two animation will)
- read the readmes and files in it, and DO NOT delete the credit.txt. that’s supposed to be, yknow, credit to me for making it.
- one last thing: “i noticed you said you remade your old one. whats that mean?”
- that my friend, is improvement.
alrighty thats all i gotta say now ~download and clone some jellies to your heart’s content~
please, if you’re not too busy, just take a minute and
look at your forearm
just take a good long look at that thing
the average length of a (female) forearm is about 9.75 inches long
so please, the next time you describe a human penis in your fanfiction as being “only 12 inches long”
just look at your goddamn hand and remember that that “only 12 inches” is 2.75 INCHES LONGER THAN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING FOREARM WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
laughing so hard right now
i’m the worst human being
I THOUGHT THESE WERE JUST LOLIS
I READ THE TAGS AND THEN
Bit weird, innit? All these dragons come knockin’ ‘bout like they’ve got someplace to be, but whenever they land, they just be destroyin’ towns, settin’ cities on fire n’ all that. What good’s a dragon if that all ‘e does? ‘Keep ‘em,’ some people say. Well, if I was the Dragonborn, I’d be killin’ ‘em all, or usin’ me special powers or whatever to tell ‘em ‘Ey, knock it off, we’re knackered down ‘ere’. I mean, what’s their purpose? Everythin’ has a purpose, don’t it? Otherwise they’d be muckin’ ‘bout with slugs. Two useless creatures made for each other.